To whom it may concern:

Dear Blog Readers,
What you are about to read are little notes to people/things I have been surrounded by the last couple days. I want to say I apologize ahead of time if you are one of these people, but I won’t because I mean what I say and I am not sorry. You have royally annoyed me. Maybe it is the crunch-time stress of finals and school coming to an end for the semester, or the holidays- but aren’t the holidays supposed to be happy times? Hah, maybe not? I think I may be starting to understand why people go on crazy rants and rampages. Hmm.. something to consider? Lol. Yes, …. LOL!

Always a pleasure,
-Bella Mente
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Dear People of my neighborhood,
My mom wants you to know, that if you feel the need to continually steal our newspaper, let her know. She will be more than happy to buy you a subscription for Christmas. Also, just taking the ads out of our paper- still counts as stealing.

Thank you,
-Angry Mom's Daughter
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Dear Drivers in the snow in a hurry,
Would it really kill you to wait 10 more seconds for your light to have a green arrow? Or do you have to gun it when you are supposed to be yielding, to only burn out and get stuck in front of me- who has the right-of-way by the way… You are lucky I have new tires and was able to stop. Idiot.

It was your lucky day,
-Cautious Driver with New Tires
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Dear People shopping in Walmart,
I think the sign stating “20 items or less” means you can only use that cashier lane if you have 20 items or less. Wow, what a concept? Ok, I mean if you have 22,23, or maybe even 25- I could see that (who really counts) but if you have 2 full carts of shit, you might want to think again- unless you really can’t count and feel the need to be a jerk.

Have a fabulous day,
-Stood in line for 20 minutes for a 20 items or less opportunity
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Dear People parking at Walmart,
I understand there is a ton of snow and ice and that it is hard to walk on. Let me fill you in on something, I park my car way out in the boonies because I do not mind walking nor taking my cart to the cart’s home. If you have such a hard time pushing your cart back to the cart home, don’t &*^%$* park to where you will feel too lazy to take your cart back. Or how about this, don’t use a (*&&*^*&^$ cart, because it ends up shoved into the side of my car. I sure do hope that you do not get caught by me one day, because you will be sorry you have ever done that. Oh wait, the cart home is full? Well newsflash, there is an empty one right across the alley. Oh, but it is not facing you, so you have to walk ALL THE WAY AROUND the cart’s home, oh shit- you might want to be super careful, you might get exhausted. I wish this was illegal- it really is not fair. I have NEVER in my life just left a cart somewhere; you can normally see me pushing OTHER PEOPLE’s carts back so that it does not happen to someone else. *&^*&^%&^ you people who feel the need to PUSH your cart into the middle of the parking lot- you have ruined my day.

Sincerely,
-A nice girl who has a nice new scratch in a nice new car that was worked very hard for and is well taken care of
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Dear Little kid riding your bike on the ice,
That is probably super fun and I might go out and join you, but you should know- cars do not stop well on pure ice. Especially since our roads do not get plowed, salted, or rocked- we live in the middle of nowhere and your own school even has its own cancellation policy because the roads are THAT bad. You might not want to zig-zag back and forth on the road, or decided to ride at a car head on which you like to do so much when there is not ice/snow on the road. You do get very lucky on many occasions- not just from me, but from numerous other people. I think the notes people have put out in the neighborhood about watching your kids on the roads was written for you and your 10 brothers and sisters. Once again, you are lucky you hit a snow bank and fell down, while I laughed at you- that snow bank probably has saved you.

Use your noggin- you are like 15?,
-Snow Bank’s new best friend

Ps. It may seem mean or even slightly evil that I laughed at you, but you endoed into a giant pile of snow so it’s not like it hurt or anything. I could not help it; the look on your face as you basically white-washed yourself was HILARIOUS.
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Dear snow,
I am actually starting to like you a little bit. Not only are you beautiful, you have allowed me many laughs these last couple days. Being cooped up in the house for 3 days is not too bad after all :) Jezzie seems to love you too, and I can’t help but laugh hysterically watching her fetch her Frisbee out of the snow and then run as a snowplow with all of the snow scooping into her face. We have been able to spend some good quality time together; I think she is enjoying herself just as much- if not more than I am. Also, you weren’t too bad to drive in – but maybe that is because I do not mind taking me time and being careful. I don’t even have snow tires-and today’s adventures were great!

Love,
-Cold Lover but Snow Hater
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Dear Turkey, Mashed Potatoes & Gravy, Stuffing, Rolls, and all of the desserts imaginable,
I cannot wait to have you in my stomach and then proceed into a food coma. I am delightfully ecstatic.

Sincerely,
-A.B.L.
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Dear My FroYo,
Your Pumpkin Pie froyo is AMAZING, especially with a little bit of graham cracker and French vanilla froyo mixed in. Although you are wonderful- I still think Raspberry Pomegranate is my favorite. But it was close.

Until next time,
-FroYo Lover
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Dear Readers once again,
Thank you for reading my rants and raves- maybe we share some of the same? Well, either way- I hope the Holiday finds you well and full of delicious foods! :)

Have a good one,
-Lexie